Ebay item #250189173724 - The Music Machine for the Atari 2600. Buy it now for $329.99. But before you get your credit card, here are a few other things for you to consider.
The Music Machine or Gibson Melody Maker electric guitarPriced at $329.99, the Music Machine lets you score points by collecting Fruit of the Spirit symbols.
Priced at $349.99, the Gibson Melody Maker features a mahogany body, rosewood fingerboard, 2 single-coil pickups and is available in a black, white or sunburst finish.
The Music Machine or Pro-Ject Debut III Audiophile turntable
Priced at $349.99, the Gibson Melody Maker features a mahogany body, rosewood fingerboard, 2 single-coil pickups and is available in a black, white or sunburst finish.
The Music Machine or Pro-Ject Debut III Audiophile turntablePriced at $329.99, the Music Machine lets you play alone or challenge a friend.
The Music Machine or a hooker
If you can afford to spend over three hundred dollars on a video game that isn't even fun to play, then you probably fall into one of two categories. Either you have so much money you can get any woman you want, in which case you don't need a hooker or financial advice from me, or you're a 35-year-old virgin living in your mom's basement. If that is the case, I would recommend the hooker because while any 2600 emulator can mimic the experience of playing Music Machine, I know of no software that can imitate what a hooker will do to you for 330 dollars.
Priced at $329.00, the Pro-Ject Debut III features a felt-covered steel platter, an aluminum tone arm, a silicone damped arm lift and is available in your choice of colors.
The Music Machine or Nikon Coolpix S50c digital camera
The Music Machine or Nikon Coolpix S50c digital cameraPriced at $329.99, the Music Machine lets you help Stevie and Nancy avoid the mischievous pudgeons.
Priced at $349.99, the Nikon Coolpix S50c features 7.1 megapixel resolution, 3x optical zoom and a built-in wi-fi antenna.
Priced at $349.99, the Nikon Coolpix S50c features 7.1 megapixel resolution, 3x optical zoom and a built-in wi-fi antenna.
The Music Machine or a hookerIf you can afford to spend over three hundred dollars on a video game that isn't even fun to play, then you probably fall into one of two categories. Either you have so much money you can get any woman you want, in which case you don't need a hooker or financial advice from me, or you're a 35-year-old virgin living in your mom's basement. If that is the case, I would recommend the hooker because while any 2600 emulator can mimic the experience of playing Music Machine, I know of no software that can imitate what a hooker will do to you for 330 dollars.
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