I have a request. I would like for all of you to please stop putting your video game hacks on the web. If you want to spent your spare time pretending to be a programmer, that's fine. Everyone should have a hobby. I just don't see why the rest of us should have to be subjected to your creativity.
Example number 1 is Knuckio. Based on the name, I think this is Knuckles in Super Mario Bros. Based on the visuals, I'm not so sure. Knuckles kinda looks like a dog to me. Yup, that's Clifford. Clifford the Big Red Dog is in the Mushroom Kingdom. And here's a tip for all you would-be hackers out there: change the text too. Look at the score. Mario has 6,150 points. How'd he get those points? I haven't even seen him anywhere in this game. And how many points does Clifford have?
Open your eyes, Toad. That's not Mario. It's Clifford. I know they're both red, but they look nothing alike. Mario is a plumber. Clifford is a Big Red Dog. Not as big as you right now. But just wait. Next level he'll find a power-up. While he's doing that, maybe you can do something useful for once and figure out which castle the princess is actually in.
Speaking of power-ups, what the hell is this thing? Flaming toaster? Box of Kleenex? It replaces the flower. I never understood how eating a flower would give you the ability to shoot fireballs anyway, so I guess a flaming toaster is actually an improvement. That's one point for you, lazy hacker! Now do us all a favor and quit.
Example number 1 is Knuckio. Based on the name, I think this is Knuckles in Super Mario Bros. Based on the visuals, I'm not so sure. Knuckles kinda looks like a dog to me. Yup, that's Clifford. Clifford the Big Red Dog is in the Mushroom Kingdom. And here's a tip for all you would-be hackers out there: change the text too. Look at the score. Mario has 6,150 points. How'd he get those points? I haven't even seen him anywhere in this game. And how many points does Clifford have?
Open your eyes, Toad. That's not Mario. It's Clifford. I know they're both red, but they look nothing alike. Mario is a plumber. Clifford is a Big Red Dog. Not as big as you right now. But just wait. Next level he'll find a power-up. While he's doing that, maybe you can do something useful for once and figure out which castle the princess is actually in.
Speaking of power-ups, what the hell is this thing? Flaming toaster? Box of Kleenex? It replaces the flower. I never understood how eating a flower would give you the ability to shoot fireballs anyway, so I guess a flaming toaster is actually an improvement. That's one point for you, lazy hacker! Now do us all a favor and quit.
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