Does Thomas Holzer hide his dirty games in a box with a blanket over it with a plant on top of it? No. He puts them on the shelf right next to his other games.
In case you can't see all of them, Mr. Holzer was kind enough to provide these pictures.
If your German's a little rusty, let me help you out. "Rotlicht" translates to "red light." As in "red light district." You know who doesn't play Whorehouse Tycoon? Gay guys. Here are some more games gay guys don't play.
No self-respecting homosexual would come anywhere near a game called "The Sorcerer's Appliance." OK, that one might be a little bit of a gray area, but "Sorcerers Get All the Girls" is straight all the way.
It is my fervent hope that Thomas Holzer one day meets a real girl. (Not a real doll. I assume he already has one of those.) In the meantime, the pool for when Tom leaves his wife to live with a man he met while on a business trip to Miami starts at age 35. The winner gets all the games pictured here and a big metal footlocker to store them in.
2 comments:
Perhaps Mr. Holzer is just using all the dirty games to hide the Barbie Designer game in between them.
Hi guys and thanks for promoting my Room of Doom. As for dirty games, they are all cleaned before putting on the shelf. But serious, don't be jealous now, guys and girls.
Greetings
Thomas Holzer
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